Procrastination -- from an ad on CREATIVE MINORITY REPORT

The Top 10 Ways to Accomplish NOTHING
& Leave Your Kids
Holding the Bag!

1) Watch TV
2) Surf the internet
3) Talk on the phone
4) Text message friends
5) Pretend to be busy
6) Order supplies
7) Make a to-do list
8) Sleep
9) Eat
10) Talk about what you're going to do